THE MR PATCHY FIELD GUIDE

Good documentation.
Fewer wild guesses.

From your first install to your next incident review. Practical guides for the people keeping Linux running.

Mr Patchy, a grinning raccoon in colorful patched overalls

53 guides to the workbench.

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Fleet management

Patching

Security & response

Behavior, provenance & eBPF

Understand running processes and the evidence behind their identities.

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Scanning & incident review

ClamAV, YARA, coverage receipts and the incident timeline.

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File integrity & startup baselines

Compare native package state, authenticated artifacts and custom scope.

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AI assistance & diagnostics

Explained scores, evidence-led investigations and visible run history.

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Per-server AI pause & resume

Stop AI requests for one server while inventory, patching and deterministic protection keep running.

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CVE exposure & automatic containment

Monitor exploitation between CVE publication and an effective fix, with policy-authorized quarantine or process termination.

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Known & unknown malware response

Investigate malware with or without a signature or CVE, then act within an explicitly enabled policy.

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Startup & scheduled-task awareness

Know what runs at boot, login or on a schedule—and whether it matches a verified default.

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Reviewed response & remediation

Preserve, contain, repair and verify through separate approvals.

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Evidence custody & retention

Portable records, protected archives and independent audit retention.

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Read-only security posture & compliance

Review versioned configuration rules and their measured evidence without changing the target.

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Containers, application dependencies & SBOM

Attribute software components and advisories to the workloads that actually use them.

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Incident cases, ownership & exceptions

Coordinate investigation and follow-up around immutable detections and revisioned decisions.

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AI & throughput

Operations

Users, MFA, SSO & keys

Named roles, session controls and verified SSH-key rotation.

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Live notifications & attention alerts

A persistent bell, asynchronous updates and a durable per-user review center.

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Workers, databases & scale

Durable jobs, coordinated workers and offline database migration.

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Controller & remote-worker deployments

Choose the deployment role, then provision the database, identity and shared state deliberately.

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Deployment health & worker readiness

See expected components, missing nodes and the difference between alive, ready and current.

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Dedicated GCP integration node

Isolate cloud tooling and identity while retaining the target’s SSH trust and recovery semantics.

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Reboot, rollback & backups

Evidence-based recovery, encrypted backups and staged restore.

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History, audits & exports

Trace package changes, operator actions and investigation decisions.

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Google Cloud & IAP

Reach a VM through direct SSH or an authenticated IAP tunnel.

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Upgrading & agent maintenance

Update the controller and verify collectors without losing the story.

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Troubleshooting the workbench

Start with the failure stage and inspect the relevant evidence.

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High availability with MySQL

Run redundant controllers and preserve authorization, shared state and operation ownership across failures.

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Deployment discovery & dependency-aware self-patching

Discover the infrastructure Mr Patchy depends on and review a maintenance sequence that preserves service.

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Service credentials & external integrations

Connect approved automation, ticketing and SIEM workflows with scoped identities and durable delivery.

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Recovery readiness & encryption-key custody

Separate backup coverage from verified restore and keep keys recoverable across rotations.

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